At Max, we offer a “No Nickelback Guarantee.” We will give you 1,000 Nickelbucks if we play a single Nickelback song on Max FM.

A lot of people ask us why we hate Nickelback. We don’t hate them. We’re sure they’re nice guys. Canadian treasures, and all of that. We just think their music sucks and you’ve heard enough of it.

If you want to hear Nickelback, listen to the other guys… they’ve got Trooper, too! And David Wilcox! Lots, and lots, and lots, and loooots of David Wilcox. You’ll know all the words to Bearcat in no time.